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Can I Interest You in a Word Challenge?
Let’s take a moment to clear our heads of heavy topics and have some fun.
A friend sent me an old list of winners of “The Washington Post Mensa Invitational” that has been circulating the web.
There are two challenges.
1) Take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and then supply a new definition. For example: “inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late” and “caterpallor: The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you’re eating.”2) Supply alternate meanings for common words. Examples from that list are “Coffee: The person upon whom one coughs” and “Flabbergasted: Appalled by discovering how much weight one has gained.”
I challenge you to create your own words/definitions for medical related terms.
I gave it a try in my recent column, “What in the Word? A PH Take on the Post’s ‘Mensa Invitational’”. I came up with 6 words and definitions for each challenge. For example, in the first challenge I changed “hypertension” into Hopertension: Stretching hope as far as it can go. And changed “phlebotomist” into Phlebotopist: Someone who is so angry they can draw blood.
In challenge two I gave the following words new definitions. Angiogram: A message sent from heaven by an angel. And Perfusion: What it’s like to be in the presence of someone wearing too much cologne or perfume.
Think about it and share a word or definition that you create.
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